Neckman Trademarks Catchphrase "Necka Please!"

Recently released from prison and ready for a fresh start, Neckman is now the talk of the town. “When my mugshot was released, I didn’t know what to think.” Says Neckman but it has all been positive! Neckman has become a national meme! The success of his meme has led to endorsement deals with the Thick Neck and Strong sections of JC Penny, Dillard’s and Costco.

Average size neck bones

Average size neck bones

 

His sudden fame has him contemplating leaving his childhood home and moving to Vegas. "I saw how the dude with the ugly teeth caught a wave and got famous.” You know the Deez nuts guy… I was thinking I need a catch phrase too. Maybe something like "Necka Please!" If someone says something I don’t like I yell “Necka Please!”

 

Sources close to the situation state the Hormel has been in contact with Neckman to promote their upcoming line of Holiday Neck Bones in a can.

 

Neck Meat

Neck Meat

Also, The Wu Tang Clan is looking to brand a line of Shaolin turtle neck sweaters.  “His unique appearance is exactly what we need to launch our “Protect Ya Neck” line said one member of the Clan.

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