Shocking! Trump issues executive order to implement “White Saturday”

In what comes as a holiday surprise to retailers, the White House announced today that “White Saturday” will be an opposing shopping event to “Black Friday”  “Since the midterm elections, Trump had been looking into ways to stick it to the liberal elites!”  Said one member of the White House staff. 

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In the advanced copy of the order we received, it outlines that only states who voted for Trump candidates in the midterms can participate. Also, Kanye West will make special appearances while releasing his new song “No More Black Fridays in America.”  Rumor has it several stores are stocking up on cardigans, oxfords and various colors of boat shoes.

Kanye and Trump Summit

Kanye and Trump Summit

“This move just might shake up the retail industry as we know it,” wrote a spokesperson from an unnamed apparel store.

Whatever the scope of the President's authority, he may not rewrite the holiday traditions to implement a new shopping day" said one member of congress.

Details are still pouring in on this order and we will monitor as more information is available!

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