Clemson Football finds themselves in McTrouble after the President hosts the 1st ever, "2 for 5 Presidential Feast"
Future number 1 draft pick QB Trevor Lawrence was shocked upon his team's arrival to the White House to be honored for their championship victory after he and teammates witnessed White House personnel wheeling in hundreds of Big Mac's, Quarter pounders, and a host of other fast food items, " Yeah we definitely weren't expecting this. I personally wanted some Filet Mignon, not the Filet-o-Fish".
Trump who boasted that he paid for the All American spread out of his own pocket may have inadvertently violated several NCAA eligibility rules putting the Clemson football program's future on the field in jeopardy.
The Tigers , are facing multiple suspensions, scholarship reductions, and several visits to the bathroom for accepting the improper benefits. NCAA rules specifically states meals are considered to be improper when paid by someone not connected to the program.
After being met with a Mcflurry of questions about this bizarre meal from reporters, Trump replied, " I know how the make the best meals and I can do it cheap!"
A reporter who wished not to be named, who was in attendance on behalf of ESPN confirmed that the all-beef fresh never frozen patties from fast food chain Wendy's was absent from the ensemble. Also, Popeyes, Taco Bell and Wing Stop are said to be leading a lawsuit against the administration after being left off the menu.
After witnessing the president demolish several platters of cold McNuggets, many in attendance of the event were left with one burning question….. Where the hell are the McRibs??
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