Curse of the 6 God

Roll Tears Roll!

Roll Tears Roll!

If you're reading this it's definitely too late…

Another one of your favorite powerhouse teams has been Jordan memed, you're ignoring texts from your friends, and you’re probably not going to talk about that L your team took in the biggest moment on the biggest stage at work today.

The 6 God Curse lives on, as Clemson smacked fire out of Alabama's soul in a 44-16 blowout victory in this year's 2019 College football championship. Drake was spotted wearing an Alabama sweatshirt while in the gym a few days before the title game and many fans believe this is when it all went downhill.

6 God Vexed

6 God Vexed

From the pick 6 on the first possession, to the missed PAT after Bama's first touchdown, the curse was in effect early and often.

Alabama falls victim to the 6 God curse similar to many other teams in recent history. The Drake led Toronto Raptors took an annual beating to multiple Lebron led teams. The Kentucky Wildcats with 10 high school All Americans got waxed in the tournament. Even Conor Mcgregor, Johnny Manziel and his own character in Degrassi all had unfortunate endings.

Wheelchair Jimmy

Wheelchair Jimmy

We are urging all teams to stay clear of Drake and this curse as he joins a long line of people known to hex their favorites. The Kardashians, Jessica Simpson, Lil B and now Drake should be a warning sign to any team or fan base of impending doom!

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